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I hate when a friend comes over to my apartment and sets their coffee down...

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"Drink Milk" was an encouraging Government slogan in the 90's that was successfully lobbied into existence by the dairy industry.

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I felt guilty saying no to giving money to the homeless guy.

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Crispy juicy tender, i just put my son in a blender.

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I'm a great painter and decorator yet this one guy Complained about me!

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I see him very well, he was shaved off and with good clothes, his cheeks were chubby and his hair was clean. I didnt see him so healthy in years...

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You know who else makes two sentence comedy?

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Biden administration doesn't invite China to the first-ever "Summit for Democracy" next month,

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I hate when a friend comes over to my apartment and sets their coffee down...	6
"Drink Milk" was an encouraging Government slogan in the 90's that was successfully lobbied into existence by the dairy industry.	6
I felt guilty saying no to giving money to the homeless guy.	5
Crispy juicy tender, i just put my son in a blender.	5
I'm a great painter and decorator yet this one guy Complained about me!	5
I see him very well, he was shaved off and with good clothes, his cheeks were chubby and his hair was clean. I didnt see him so healthy in years...	5
[deleted by user]	5
[deleted by user]	5
You know who else makes two sentence comedy?	5
Biden administration doesn't invite China to the first-ever "Summit for Democracy" next month,	5